Brian needs a new hairstyle. What would you recommend?

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THE TAPERED FRINGE. What do George Clooney, Cole Mohr and Morrisey have in common? At one point in time they all rocked THE TAPERED FRINGE. The close cropped sides suggest masculinity while the playful fringe breathes pleasant eccentricity and artistic leanings. Wanna look like you could kick butt while simultaneously quoting Decartes? Yes? Then this is the look for you.

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THE SIDE PART. Beloved by cooing mothers across America, THE SIDE PART stands for innocence and time when you could get an ice cream cone for a nickel. Good old-fashioned charm is always in style.

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THE FAUX HAWK. Nothing says “moonlighting bad boy you can actually take home to meet your grandma” like THE FAUX HAWK. A mix of mohawk and nohawk, it shows the ladies you are willing to meet in the middle.

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THE CAESAR. The mark of a man who should probably be working as a shirtless man-hunk hired to stand outside of Abercrombie and Fitch stores. THE CAESAR lets the ladies know exactly whose bulging thunder-arms will be around them on Saturday night.

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